If you prefer the finer things in life, you may be interested in the latest highfalutin social media network.
It's called Netropolitan. It's sort of a Facebook for the rich. $9,000 gets you in. You'll only be friends with other folks who spent $9,000 to sign up.
I think I'll just stick with the friends I have.
I'm JB and that's the way it oughta be.