Mendte – Trump’s Big Announcement Is A Dud

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ST. LOUIS, MO (KPLR) - It is less than two weeks before the presidential election and amazingly we have seen relatively few crazies.  Then Donald Trump imposes his oddly quaffed head into the election.

In typical Trump "self-promotional" style he announced that he was going to make an announcement. Starting a flurry of speculation as to what it might be.

When he made the announcement on his facebook page, again typical Trump, it was anti-climactic.

In case you haven't heard, and you should feel good about yourself if you haven't, Trump offered to give five million dollars to the charity of Barack Obama's choice, if the president would release all of his college and passport records.

That's it. If my yawn got any bigger the national hurricane center would have to name it.

Trust me, the Donald isn't sitting by his phone. He knows the president is going to ignore him.  That's why he felt confident making the offer.

Heck, if i had any brains i'd ignore him.  I do have a message from Mitt Romney however, "Dear Donald, i don't need your help, please try to keep your mouth shut until at least November 7th - Mitt"

I should point out the other side has crazies too.  There she is, Gloria Allred also claims to have a major announcement about Mitt Romney.  Wow, I can't wait.  What's that song again? Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right. Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.